"In this book I share my thoughts and opinions. Not all of them of course, or it would be impossible to read".
It would be full of swearing and distorted, crazy thoughts. Basically it would earn me a one way ticket to a mental institution. The identity crisis would be the least of my worries. Since I dislike magic (or at least I dislike any magic that doesn’t make me rich or allow me to rule the world) and I have little interest in spending the rest of my days in a mental institution, I picked only some of my thoughts to share. I took a net, a butterfly net, and I threw it out the window. Yes I also prefer butterflies to be free in the fields and I already have a collection of them. I’ll tell you about that later.”